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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. #comedy #funny #jokes

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off. #comedy #funny #jokes

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts' which, on the one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right. #comedy #funny #jokes

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now. #comedy #funny #jokes

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. #comedy #funny #jokes

Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs. #comedy #funny #jokes

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. #comedy #funny #jokes