StandUp.net

Post

Events
Videos
Jokes
Comedians
Calendar

Search

English Español Português

namespace(amp='&lang=ar', en_label='Arabic', id=1, iso='ar', name='عربى', qs='?lang=ar', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=az', en_label='Azerbaijan', id=2, iso='az', name='Azərbaycan', qs='?lang=az', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=ga', en_label='Irish', id=3, iso='ga', name='Gaeilge', qs='?lang=ga', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=gd', en_label='Scottish Gaelic', id=4, iso='gd', name='Gàidhlig na h-Alba', qs='?lang=gd', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=gl', en_label='Galician', id=5, iso='gl', name='Galego', qs='?lang=gl', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=gu', en_label='Gujarati', id=6, iso='gu', name='ગુજરાતી', qs='?lang=gu', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=ha', en_label='Hausa', id=7, iso='ha', name='Hausa', qs='?lang=ha', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=hi', en_label='Hindi', id=8, iso='hi', name='हिंदी', qs='?lang=hi', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=hr', en_label='Croatian', id=9, iso='hr', name='Hrvatski', qs='?lang=hr', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=ht', en_label='Haitian Creole', id=10, iso='ht', name='Kreyòl Ayisyen', qs='?lang=ht', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=hu', en_label='Hungarian', id=11, iso='hu', name='Magyar', qs='?lang=hu', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=hy', en_label='Armenian', id=12, iso='hy', name='հայերեն', qs='?lang=hy', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=id', en_label='Indonesian', id=13, iso='id', name='Bahasa Indonesia', qs='?lang=id', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=ig', en_label='Igbo', id=14, iso='ig', name='Igbo', qs='?lang=ig', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=is', en_label='Icelandic', id=15, iso='is', name='Íslensku', qs='?lang=is', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=it', en_label='Italian', id=16, iso='it', name='Italiano', qs='?lang=it', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=ja', en_label='Japanese', id=17, iso='ja', name='日本語', qs='?lang=ja', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=ka', en_label='Georgian', id=18, iso='ka', name='ქართული', qs='?lang=ka', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=kk', en_label='Kazakh', id=19, iso='kk', name='Қазақша', qs='?lang=kk', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=kn', en_label='Kannada', id=20, iso='kn', name='ಕನ್ನಡ', qs='?lang=kn', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=km', en_label='Cambodia', id=21, iso='km', name='កម្ពុជា', qs='?lang=km', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=ko', en_label='Korean', id=22, iso='ko', name='한국어', qs='?lang=ko', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=ku', en_label='Kurdish', id=23, iso='ku', name='Kurdî', qs='?lang=ku', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=ky', en_label='Kyrgyz', id=24, iso='ky', name='Кыргызча', qs='?lang=ky', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=la', en_label='Latin', id=25, iso='la', name='Latine', qs='?lang=la', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=lo', en_label='Lao', id=26, iso='lo', name='ລາວ', qs='?lang=lo', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=lt', en_label='Lithuanian', id=27, iso='lt', name='Lietuviškai', qs='?lang=lt', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=lv', en_label='Latvian', id=29, iso='lv', name='Latviešu', qs='?lang=lv', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=mg', en_label='Malagasy', id=30, iso='mg', name='Malgache', qs='?lang=mg', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=mi', en_label='Maori', id=31, iso='mi', name='Maori', qs='?lang=mi', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=mk', en_label='Macedonian', id=32, iso='mk', name='Македонски', qs='?lang=mk', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=ml', en_label='Malayalam', id=33, iso='ml', name='മലയാളം', qs='?lang=ml', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=mn', en_label='Mongolian', id=34, iso='mn', name='Монгол хэл', qs='?lang=mn', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=mr', en_label='Marathi', id=35, iso='mr', name='मराठी', qs='?lang=mr', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=ms', en_label='Malay', id=36, iso='ms', name='Melayu', qs='?lang=ms', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=mt', en_label='Maltese', id=37, iso='mt', name='Malti', qs='?lang=mt', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=my', en_label='Myanmar', id=38, iso='my', name='မြန်မာ', qs='?lang=my', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=ne', en_label='Nepali', id=39, iso='ne', name='नेपाल', qs='?lang=ne', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=nl', en_label='Dutch', id=40, iso='nl', name='Nederlands', qs='?lang=nl', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=no', en_label='Norwegian', id=41, iso='no', name='norsk', qs='?lang=no', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=ny', en_label='Chichewa', id=42, iso='ny', name='Chewa', qs='?lang=ny', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=pa', en_label='Punjabi', id=43, iso='pa', name='ਪੰਜਾਬੀ', qs='?lang=pa', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=pl', en_label='Polish', id=44, iso='pl', name='Polskie', qs='?lang=pl', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=ps', en_label='Pashto', id=45, iso='ps', name='پخوانی', qs='?lang=ps', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=pt', en_label='Portuguese', id=46, iso='pt', name='Português', qs='?lang=pt', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=ro', en_label='Romanian', id=47, iso='ro', name='Română', qs='?lang=ro', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=ru', en_label='Russian', id=48, iso='ru', name='Pусский', qs='?lang=ru', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=sd', en_label='Sindhi', id=49, iso='sd', name='سنڌي', qs='?lang=sd', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=si', en_label='Sinhala', id=50, iso='si', name='සිංහල', qs='?lang=si', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=sk', en_label='Slovak', id=51, iso='sk', name='Slovenský', qs='?lang=sk', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=sl', en_label='Slovene', id=52, iso='sl', name='Slovenščina', qs='?lang=sl', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=sm', en_label='Samoan', id=53, iso='sm', name='Samoa', qs='?lang=sm', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=sn', en_label='Shona', id=54, iso='sn', name='Shona', qs='?lang=sn', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=so', en_label='Somali', id=55, iso='so', name='Somali', qs='?lang=so', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=sq', en_label='Albanian', id=56, iso='sq', name='Shqiptar', qs='?lang=sq', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=sr', en_label='Serbian', id=57, iso='sr', name='Српски', qs='?lang=sr', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=st', en_label='Sesotho', id=58, iso='st', name='Sesoto', qs='?lang=st', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=su', en_label='Sundanese', id=59, iso='su', name='Sunda', qs='?lang=su', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=sv', en_label='Swedish', id=60, iso='sv', name='Svenska', qs='?lang=sv', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=sw', en_label='Swahili', id=61, iso='sw', name='Kiswahili', qs='?lang=sw', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=ta', en_label='Tamil', id=62, iso='ta', name='தமிழ்', qs='?lang=ta', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=te', en_label='Telugu', id=63, iso='te', name='తెలుగు', qs='?lang=te', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=tg', en_label='Tajik', id=64, iso='tg', name='Тайко', qs='?lang=tg', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=th', en_label='Thailand', id=65, iso='th', name='ไทย', qs='?lang=th', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=tl', en_label='Filipino', id=66, iso='tl', name='Tagalog', qs='?lang=tl', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=tr', en_label='Turkish', id=67, iso='tr', name='Türk', qs='?lang=tr', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=uk', en_label='Ukrainian', id=68, iso='uk', name='Українська', qs='?lang=uk', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=ur', en_label='Urdu', id=69, iso='ur', name='اردو', qs='?lang=ur', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=uz', en_label='Uzbek', id=70, iso='uz', name="O'zbek", qs='?lang=uz', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=vi', en_label='Vietnamese', id=71, iso='vi', name='Tiếng Việt', qs='?lang=vi', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=xh', en_label='Xhosa', id=72, iso='xh', name='Xhosa', qs='?lang=xh', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=yi', en_label='Yiddish', id=73, iso='yi', name='Yiddish', qs='?lang=yi', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=yo', en_label='Yoruba', id=74, iso='yo', name='Yorùbá', qs='?lang=yo', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=zu', en_label='Zulu', id=75, iso='zu', name='Zulu', qs='?lang=zu', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=zh', en_label='Chinese', id=76, iso='zh', name='中国', qs='?lang=zh', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=af', en_label='Afrikaans', id=77, iso='af', name='Afrikaans', qs='?lang=af', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=am', en_label='Amharic', id=78, iso='am', name='አማርኛ', qs='?lang=am', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=be', en_label='Belorussian', id=79, iso='be', name='беларускую', qs='?lang=be', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=bg', en_label='Bulgarian', id=80, iso='bg', name='български', qs='?lang=bg', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=bn', en_label='Bengali', id=81, iso='bn', name='বাঙালি', qs='?lang=bn', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=bs', en_label='Bosanski', id=82, iso='bs', name='Bosanski', qs='?lang=bs', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=ca', en_label='Catalan', id=83, iso='ca', name='Català', qs='?lang=ca', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=co', en_label='Corso', id=84, iso='co', name='Corso', qs='?lang=co', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=cs', en_label='Czech', id=85, iso='cs', name='čeština', qs='?lang=cs', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=cy', en_label='Welsh', id=86, iso='cy', name='Cymraeg', qs='?lang=cy', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=da', en_label='Danish', id=87, iso='da', name='Dansk', qs='?lang=da', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=de', en_label='German', id=88, iso='de', name='Deutsche', qs='?lang=de', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=el', en_label='Greek', id=89, iso='el', name='Ελληνικά', qs='?lang=el', show=True) namespace(amp='', en_label='English', id=90, iso='en', name='English', qs='', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=eo', en_label='Esperanto', id=91, iso='eo', name='Esperanto', qs='?lang=eo', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=es', en_label='Spanish', id=92, iso='es', name='Español', qs='?lang=es', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=et', en_label='Estonian', id=93, iso='et', name='Eesti keel', qs='?lang=et', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=eu', en_label='Basque', id=94, iso='eu', name='Euskal', qs='?lang=eu', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=fa', en_label='Persian', id=95, iso='fa', name='فارسی', qs='?lang=fa', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=fi', en_label='Finnish', id=96, iso='fi', name='Suomalainen', qs='?lang=fi', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=fr', en_label='French', id=97, iso='fr', name='Français', qs='?lang=fr', show=True) namespace(amp='&lang=fy', en_label='Friesian', id=98, iso='fy', name='Friesian', qs='?lang=fy', show=True)

Login Sign up Post

Contact Us

We're here to help

Get in Touch

Email hello@standup.net

We typically respond within 24-48 hours

Other Resources

FAQ Community Guidelines Privacy Policy Terms of Service

Send a Message

Your Name

Your Email

Subject

Message

Share this joke

Share link:

Link copied!

Share on social media:

X Facebook Reddit

StandUp.net

The home of stand-up comedy online

Content

Events
Videos
Jokes
Trending

Community

Comedians
Calendar
Post Content
Blog

Support

Contact Us
About us
FAQ
Guidelines

© 2026 StandUp.net. All rights reserved.

Privacy Policy Terms of Service

Send us feedback

Tell us what happened or what you were expecting. We read every message.

Thanks — we got it. If you left an email we'll reply.